Mom sent me this in an email today. I thuroughly enjoyed it and just attempted to read it to R before he tuned it. But it's entertaining! And it is very very good to be a woman...
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7.. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
On another note, I had my first Hearts On Fire sale today. An absolutely beautiful mount already set with a beautiful Hearts On Fire diamond! She will be a very lucky lady to be wearing this.
Here is the link to Hearts on Fire's website, click on "Learn About Our Diamonds". Everything in there is inarguably true and very visible when you see the diamonds in real life. It's even wonderful education just to have if you are planning on looking for diamonds anytime soon. Also, I have attached my store website, check that out too :)
www.heartsonfire.com
www.a-jonline.com
All my love.
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