Mom sent me this in an email today. I thuroughly enjoyed it and just attempted to read it to R before he tuned it. But it's entertaining! And it is very very good to be a woman...
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7.. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
On another note, I had my first Hearts On Fire sale today. An absolutely beautiful mount already set with a beautiful Hearts On Fire diamond! She will be a very lucky lady to be wearing this.
Here is the link to Hearts on Fire's website, click on "Learn About Our Diamonds". Everything in there is inarguably true and very visible when you see the diamonds in real life. It's even wonderful education just to have if you are planning on looking for diamonds anytime soon. Also, I have attached my store website, check that out too :)
www.heartsonfire.com
www.a-jonline.com
All my love.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Oh the Meow Meow's
So Robert locked the cats out of the bedroom last night. When he got up to get ready for work this morning, I opened the door so they could come in. Immediately, Nismo jumped on the bed, wrapped his little paws around my arm, and nuzzled my face. He missed me so much!!!
Stupid little things like that, a cat who is super excited to be able to climb into bed with his person and snuggle, really make my days. I know, I sound ridiculous. Or like the old cat lady. But it really made me happy that he was so happy to see me.
I feel that pets are really important. All they want is to be fed and have some love. They give love to us so readily and can really cheer you up. I'm glad we have our shelter kitties. They have been inexpensive and very rewarding. Love the meow meow's!!!
Also, here is an article I found on my yahoo page this morning. I found it really informative and helpful. I am in constant battle with Bank of America over some stupid fee they are charging one of us something of that nature. Read it....
http://finance.yahoo.com/expert/article/moneyhappy/181074
Thank you for reading!
All my love.
Stupid little things like that, a cat who is super excited to be able to climb into bed with his person and snuggle, really make my days. I know, I sound ridiculous. Or like the old cat lady. But it really made me happy that he was so happy to see me.
I feel that pets are really important. All they want is to be fed and have some love. They give love to us so readily and can really cheer you up. I'm glad we have our shelter kitties. They have been inexpensive and very rewarding. Love the meow meow's!!!
Also, here is an article I found on my yahoo page this morning. I found it really informative and helpful. I am in constant battle with Bank of America over some stupid fee they are charging one of us something of that nature. Read it....
http://finance.yahoo.com/expert/article/moneyhappy/181074
Thank you for reading!
All my love.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Hmm.. recipe?
Well.....
First blog, not all that exciting. Not sure how to start but I know I want an outlet. So here we go?
Considering it's a Saturday night, at 8:57... and I'm at home, cooking dinner, listening to Sublime (surprise!), and drinking a nice glass of chilled Pinot Grigio I guess I could start with a recipe I like.
Lame? Yes.
However, it works for me. R likes it. Correction, R LOVES it. Would eat it every day, except I suspect he would actually become the jolly green giant if he ate enough avocados. YIKES!
So, my incredibly amazing better than Frontera's home made GUAC!
3 Beautifull Ripe Avocados
1/3 red onion, chopped thuroughly (with my wonderful Pampered Chef chopper!)
3 Serranto Chiles, stems removed and chopped
2 tablespoons of chopped cilantro leaves
Lemon-as much or as little as you like. I love!
Salt & Pepper to your liking
1/2 big ripe home grown tomato, insides GONE, chopped
Scoop the insides out of the avocado, the meat if you will. Put into a nice big bowl.
Mash avocado with a fork then add onion, cilantro, salt & pepper, chili peppers and lemon. Be careful, the chili's are hot! Really! Only add as many you can handle, we like it hot :)
Add the chopped tomato to the guac when you're ready to serve.
Eat with big crunchy chips and margaritas!
Easy, affordable, healthy, DELICIOUS!
Anyways, that's it for my first blog, boring and domestic. It will get better... I hope!
All my love, always and forever.
First blog, not all that exciting. Not sure how to start but I know I want an outlet. So here we go?
Considering it's a Saturday night, at 8:57... and I'm at home, cooking dinner, listening to Sublime (surprise!), and drinking a nice glass of chilled Pinot Grigio I guess I could start with a recipe I like.
Lame? Yes.
However, it works for me. R likes it. Correction, R LOVES it. Would eat it every day, except I suspect he would actually become the jolly green giant if he ate enough avocados. YIKES!
So, my incredibly amazing better than Frontera's home made GUAC!
3 Beautifull Ripe Avocados
1/3 red onion, chopped thuroughly (with my wonderful Pampered Chef chopper!)
3 Serranto Chiles, stems removed and chopped
2 tablespoons of chopped cilantro leaves
Lemon-as much or as little as you like. I love!
Salt & Pepper to your liking
1/2 big ripe home grown tomato, insides GONE, chopped
Scoop the insides out of the avocado, the meat if you will. Put into a nice big bowl.
Mash avocado with a fork then add onion, cilantro, salt & pepper, chili peppers and lemon. Be careful, the chili's are hot! Really! Only add as many you can handle, we like it hot :)
Add the chopped tomato to the guac when you're ready to serve.
Eat with big crunchy chips and margaritas!
Easy, affordable, healthy, DELICIOUS!
Anyways, that's it for my first blog, boring and domestic. It will get better... I hope!
All my love, always and forever.
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